Sunday, March 4, 2012

10 TRUE Things That I'll Never Tell My Man

1. It really feels good to see you jealous, when I talk about my Ex.
2. I hate it when you don't talk when I'm mad.
3. I want you to look decent in front of my friends. It's not like I don't know you're rugged, but please? For me?
4. I want you to tell me that I look a lot better than your Ex.
5. You smell like old oil, but I'll still kiss you.
6. I want you to stand for me, when your mother doesn't want me.
7. I want you to ask for a second chance each time I break up with you.
8. It kills me when we're talking over the phone and somebody on your side interrupts (and you don't tell him to stop).
9. I don't care where on earth you'd take me, but don't date me in the same restaurant where you used to take your Ex to.
10. Your friends must know better than to ask you to hang out, when you're hanging out with me.

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